Watch at your own risk. You will feel worse knowing that so many people are making so much money with such nonsense.
Full disclosure I will be watching this movie. But how many times can they just remake Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Hills Have Eyes, Wrong Turn, etc?
I guess the answer is a shitload. And what with the based on true events? Yes sometime in history someone did get killed and maybe there were trees around when it happened. You just know these lower budget movies with smoking hot unknown actresses must have the most cum filled casting couches. That probably goes for the actors too.
Ok lets make up a movie or two right quick
Anne Hathaway as Jennifer Salanger a 31 year old mother of a 14 year old in a coming age of comedy of mothers and daughters. Jennifer has to balance her job at a marketing company, in Charleston, NC along with all the difficulties of raising her teenage daughter, Madison. Lucky she has and has always had help from her parents, her quirky mom played by Julianne Moore and her laid back dad played by Alec Baldwin. The movie centers around Madison's daily teenage angst and issues being dealt with by all three parties all the while flashing back to Jennifer's own childhood in similar situations. Im sure Jennifer finds a dude somewhere in all this aaaaand queue the Sara Bareiles song . The movie is called The More Things Change
Chris Evans as Stef Sommers a cruise line bartender who has a silver tongue and prides himself on bedding the female guests, especially the rich ones, in order get large tips and perks. Everything is status quo until one day a pretty new event coordinator Stacy Christopher, played by Rachel McAdams, gets hired and starts shaking things up, making it harder for Stef to pull his time tested antics. Their shared animosity leads to a grade school type chemistry blah blah blah. Throw in a black dude to be Stef's right man and social commentator "I don't know Stef, I think you really blew her top this time." "Lets hope so Darius...lets hope so" "Im out of here, your funeral Casanova" Working titles (cruise ship) All Aboard; Dropping Anchor
Your probably think these 2 are probably too big of stars to me in this movie. But let me remind you...
-Les Anderson
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