On E!'s Fashion Police [last] Friday, the 26-year-old slammed Christina Aguilera for her weight. "She called me fat for years," Osbourne said. "I was never that fat."
Osbourne was criticizing Aguilera's performance look at last weekend's Michael Jackson Tribute Concert. The 30-year-old paired a pantsless ensemble with fishnet tights, heavy makeup and supersized hair.
Co-host George] Kotsiopoulos pointed out Aguilera was "still probably a size 2/4," but Osbourne was quick to disagree.
"Trust me," [Osbourne] said. "I'm a 2/4. That is not a 2/4."
I understand being skinnier than you were before makes you want to say "I told you so, you fat bitch" to some former mean girl who is now chubby herself. So good for Kelly there. But if there is anything I know about chicks it is that there is 40lbs of trouble waiting for them at every corner. And that includes girls like Brittney, Christina, Kelly Lebrock, and Nicole Eggart. Chicks I would have never thought could get fat. Kelly Osbourne is naturally fat and can be back there faster than it took for Charlies Angel's to get canceled.
Id just be happy I am currently skinnier, mind my business and not forget to keep up on my post dinner bathroom breaks before this all comes snowballing back
-Les Anderson
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