Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Breaking news Ashton Kutcher is a guy

Sara Leal: How Ashton Kutcher Seduced Me

The chick he banged just got paid by US weekly so now she is singing.

"He just came up and kissed me," the Texas native tells Us of Kutcher's first bold move in the wee hours; minutes later, Leal, Kutcher and another young woman were completely nude and in a hot tub on the balcony.


When Kutcher claimed that he was "separated" from wife Moore, 48, Leal tells Us she believed him.


After retreating to Kutcher's bedroom past 6 a.m., "he lost his towel and I took my robe off," Leal says. "Then we had sex."

"He was good," Leal reveals. "It wasn't weird or perverted." It also wasn't 100 percent safe, either: Leal tells Us that Kutcher did not wear a condom during their one-on-one encounter.





I am but a humble, anonymous yet millionaire philanthropist who is single and not a big Hollywood star who is married, so I don't worry about things like condoms and divorce.  But he is, so he should be really worried that the waitresses he is banging in Vegas may try to get pregnant or is a total whore who is carrying 7 different kinds of smoke in her vagina that can kill you.  But I digress, seems no matter how much money and fame you have when there are naked chicks around you lose all reason and sense.




Click here for topless pics of her being every dad's worst nightmare.




-Les Anderson









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