SBNATION - There were also rumors of poor conditioning. One anonymous source said that Bobby Jenkswould often snort a whole fried chicken — not even bothering with the typical mastication and swallowing method that most humans use. The source said Jenks has been doing this for years — he’d just snort the whole thing up and make horrible, guttural groaning sounds for a few minutes while the chicken worked itself through. He was supposed to bolster the Boston bullpen, but instead he pitched all bad and stuff before he was all hurt and stuff.
What a fat ass. Seriously, the chubby fuck was snorting whole chickens. How is this possible? My mind is blown, yet my penis is aroused.
Dick joke. Does it every time.
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