Are you smoking the (fake) pot?

Three LSU players, including “Heisman candidate” Tyrann Mathieu, tested positive for synthetic marijuana and are most likely suspended for the LSU-Auburn game on Saturday. According to the ESPN report, synthetic marijuana played a role in the death of Lamar Jack, a college basketball player and has been on the NCAA’s list of banned substances basically ever since.


The two other LSU players are starting running back Spencer Ware and often-used back up defensive back Tharold Simon. Ware has rushed for 512 yards and six touchdowns on the season.


LSU head coach Les Miles wouldn’t actually comment on the suspensions essentially out of spite towards the media:

“I certainly understand the interest surrounding what seems to be news. The problem with that news is it’s internal discipline and internal function of a team. I’m not inclined to be forthcoming in information. I am not reactionary to needs of media and things external to this building. When there’s information that I can share, I will.”

Damn they are going to pinch the honey badger for some K2?  Ain't that some shit.  I know they are playing Auburn but with 3 of your best players out an SEC conference game isnt a gimmie.  


Anyway K2 is not bad I was smoking it last summer when it was all the rage.  Peace Out is the strong shit though.  You know things are going your way when you are 29 and smoking fake weed.




-Les Anderson